me @ any and every cat in existence:

4 Jan 19 12:58AM 38,689 notes source | via

Danny jumped into a active volcano for that joke, respect

4 Jan 19 12:57AM 121,843 notes source | via

mabylc:
me: not today, satan
satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me
Thats.. Thats so sweet.

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nikoni:

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greyannis:

Sometimes I get inspiration from weird random thoughts that pop into my mind - in this case Taylor Swift (or a random lookalike pop star if you want, it doesn’t matter) revealing herself as a reptilian illuminati agent.

31 Dec 18 3:51PM 49,899 notes source | via

frollosuggestions:

frollosuggestions:
frollosuggestions:
frollosuggestions:
what’s that noise.
sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other
i’m going to check
the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….